See, This is Why You Don't Listen to Zack

My friend Zack recommended for me to break my writer's block I should just stream of conscience. I tried that, and it turned into this bit of nonsense, so blame him for this. I think the idea is there, so I may revisit this one. Also, this is fiction. Zack is a wonderful father and a caring young man. This next piece is actually why you don't listen to Zack, because he makes you write stuff that sucks. Also, he'll make you do art stuff.

"You should go out with me tonight, maybe get some drinks, maybe hit on some girls."

"Bro, just drive your car, you'll be fine."

"What's one more Bud Lite pitcher gonna hurt?"

"Hey dude, let's do shots. Tequila."

"You should go talk to that girl, her boyfriend doesn't look all that big. Plus, I don't think she actually likes him. You'd be doing her a favor."

"Let's get out of here, maybe go to a titty bar."

"You should get a private dance from that girl with the back tattoo. No, the other one."

"Dudebro, grab her boob. She totally wants it. Plus, I think you can outrun that bouncer."

"Man, to hell with the hospital, we should get out of here and go to Mexico. Your arm will be fine."

"Hell yeah, we should go into this bar with a neon donkey on it."

"Hey, this brodude gave me this balloon. Stick it in your ass for me, alright?"

"Mexico sucks, let's go to North Korea."

"I think it would be totally cool if you protested their douchebag president."

"Hey Dudent Body President, we should break out of this prison, it would be like totally easy."

"See I told you it would be easy, let's go to the North Pole"

"Bro Money Bro Problems, you should totally try to steal that walrus carcass from that polar bear. I think since they're like almost extinct anyway, their not that tough now."

"Dude Law, patch up that puncture wound and let's get out of here. I know, let's go into the Matrix!"

"Fuck yeah, Brobrobro Your Boat, you should try to fight that agent. He ain't shit!"

"No big deal, you can't win them all. Check it out, Mogwais! We should totally feed these Mogwais, who gives a shit that it's after midnight."

"Whoa, this is getting pretty hectic, let's get out of here and go into outer space."

"Hey Ravishing Rick Dude, take your helmet off, try to get some fresh air."

"Oh. Yeah, you shouldn't have listened to me on that one."