9. The Decemberists - The King is Dead

Remember y'all. Fiction. I've just never written anything like this before, so I thought I would give it a go. I started this at 3 in the morning, so I guess you could tell where I got the idea. See the previous post for the project I'm working on and my current Top Ten Albums.


I drove slowly around the mall. The place was lit like a noir movie. Overhead lights were spread out just far enough for there to be spaces of pitch black. Each time I passed into a lit area, my eyes failed to constrict in time and I would be blinded for a moment. Light was a constant nuisance to me now that I had completely given up sleeping. It burned at my corneas and exacerbated the dryness that only someone who was an insomniac at my level really understands. I imagined it felt similar to the way someone trapped in a desert felt right before they died of heat exhaustion. But my insomnia was my own doing. I assumed it was the universe punishing me for what I had done, and for what I had planned to do.

I made another pass by the main entrance to search for the best point of entry. There was a set of double doors at the far end of the gray building that seemed the least busy, and probably the easiest to break into. Even this late at night it wasn't a complete ghost town. There were janitors and late night clerks and security guards scattered about. I wanted to do this at a time when I knew there would be the least amount of people. I had already hurt enough people. I didn't want to hurt them, I truly didn't. But I had no choice. I truly didn't. All I could do was hope.

I parked my car in the lower level of the parking garage. My hands shook as I stepped out into the cool night air. My eyes stung from the combination of exhaust fumes and frigid air. I strapped on my pack, making sure to keep the plunger secure in my right hand and took three deep breaths to hopefully calm my jitters. When that failed, I gripped the base of the plunger tighter and marched forward. I took the escalator to the street level, keeping my eyes closed the entire way up to hopefully give them at least a tiny reprieve. I crossed the parking lot and prepared to enter the building, when my phone began to buzz. Veronica. Against all of my best judgment, I answered.

"You can't do this," she shouted in between sobs.

"I see you found my note. This has to be done."

"I don't understand. What makes you think this is appropriate? What makes you think this is okay? How is this the right response?"

"There is no other response."

"No, don't you see, whatever is going on in your head, we can fix it. You and me. You're not
yourself; we can fix that."

I leaned against the building and closed my eyes I held my phone in my left hand and the plunger tight in my right.

"It can't be fixed. I can't be fixed. And the people whose lives I've ruined, they can't be fixed."

"Johnathan, whatever it is you think you've done, it pales in comparison to what you're planning on doing."

"No, don't you see? What I'm planning is simply to honor the others. They will get their due.
They won't have suffered in vain."

"It doesn't make sense. None of it. Not your note, not your plan, not what you're saying right now. You don't know what you're saying. No, please just come home. Get some sleep and we will face the challenge in the morning."

"Ha, sleep. That would do me a world of good. Unfortunately, that is just not allowed anymore."

"Then lets try pills. Let's try massage. Let's try whatever it takes to get you better."

"This is what will make me better. You don't understand. I have to go. Remember that I always loved you. And will always love you. All that I did was for you. Even when it doesn't seem like it or make sense to you."

"Johnathan, you have to come home. I love you, too. But I also had to do the right thing. Before I called you, I called the police. If you leave now, you can beat them and make it home, and we can handle all of this craziness on our own terms. If you stay, then I don't know what will happen."

"I know what will happen, Veronica. I know."

I hung up the phone and took a deep breath. Then another. I let the phone slip out of my hand and heard as it cracked in half on the concrete. One last deep breath and I opened my eyes. In the distance, I could see the lights from what seemed like twenty police cars and heard the faint sirens growing louder and louder. I closed my eyes again and straightened my posture. The sirens came louder and louder before I heard the screeching of tires and the slamming of doors.

"Get down on the ground now," a shout came slightly from my right. I slowly raised my arms, still holding the detonator in my hand. The wind rushed past me, I assumed from the cars still flying into my general vicinity.

"Get down now!"

I straightened my arms showing off my wingspan. I figured if I was going to be a martyr, I might as well go out like one. I opened my eyes, but all I could see was the lights from the cars. The rest was a complete blur.

"Drop whatever is in your hand and get on the ground."

"I'm sorry, sir, I just can't." My thumb hovered over the red button. Now was as good a place as any to finish my plan. I didn't want to hurt anyone, but now I truly had no choice. I finally focused my eyes on what was before me. Several armed police officers were standing behind their patrol car doors with guns pointed directly at me. I glanced upwards just as a deliberate red light flashed in my eye. I then realized that some sort of laser site was pointed on my forehead. I knew the time was now. It was a race. Could I hit my button before they hit their trigger.

I closed my eyes again and took another deep breath. It seemed as if time had slowed down, but what sounded like a gunshot echoed through the night. Since I wasn't dead yet, I knew that time had slowed enough for me to just push that red button. But since I hadn't yet, I wondered if I even would. Could I do it? Would I do it? Was my plan actually worth it? Maybe I had overestimated what I had done and what I was capable of. But in the end, none of it really mattered. All I wanted at this point was to get some sleep. I lowered my arms and let time catch up to me.

Oh, and the new Decemberists album is pretty good and you should listen to it.

The Go Team - Rolling Blackouts

Going to start doing more music review stuff to fill out this page, so I am going to do a running list of my favorite albums in 2011. Cheap gimmick sure, but f off, at least it's keeping me busy and sane. Here is my current top ten. I am going to review them all in my special little way. I am going to do all ten, and then if I need to change things, I will change them.

1. Panda Bear - Tomboy

2. Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong

3. White Lies - Ritual

4. Radiohead - The King of Limbs

5. Foo Fighters -Wasting Light

6. Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972

7. Hayes Carll - KMAG YOYO & (Other American Stories)

8. PJ Harvey - Let England Shake

9. The Decemberists - The King is Dead

10. The Go! Team - Rolling Blackouts

The Go! Team - Rolling Blackouts

If my daughter, Lorelei, was writing this list, Rolling Blackouts, would be number 1. It is an admirable choice. This album, is full of rollicking beats, cool voices and just absolute fun. Her choice lacks credibility because she is only 18 months old, and she is an idiot. After this album her choices would probably be: Stuffed Dog That Plays Songs When You Press Its Hand - Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Alphabet Pal - ABC, Fridge Phonics- ABC, Plastic Jewelery Box - Annoying Songs About Make Up Set to Pop! Goes the Weasel and The Wiggles - Holy Crap, We're Terrible. Who am I kidding, that damned stuffed dog is her favorite album of all time.

It's going to be fun to watch her music choices evolve as she does, but she has officially hit the point where she is now a little kid and likes stuff that all little kids like, but grown people abhor. I had tried really hard to keep her away from this point, but I guess it was inevitable. I remember when she was only a couple months old and the first happy reaction I ever saw from her about music, about anything really, was KMFDM - A Drug Against War. I was so excited. If the first thing she ever smiled about was industrial metal, then I would never have to own an album that had The Wheels on the Bus unless it was covered by Trent Reznor or Al Jourgensen. Alas, she has fallen into the spell of jingly noises and goofy voices, which I guess is why she likes The Go! Team, but hell, that's why I like The Go! Team.

Her sudden love for the things I had wished to avoid is a little frightening. It is my first glimpse into a world where maybe she won't look at me as the greatest man she's ever known. I thought for sure I had control over these types of things, but no, suddenly she loves The Wiggles? What happened to KMFDM?

I worry about what my daughter will be exposed to. I worry that she's going to like crappy music and crappy movies and watch crappy TV shows. And she's probably gonna. There is no getting around it, but by the time she has the opportunity to make her own choices, am I going to have to listen to the 2019 version of Katy Perry because that's all that's available to an eleven year old who doesn't want to work that hard to find music? Or even worse, because she actually likes it?

Some people worry that their kid is going to do drugs. Some worry that their kid is going to be gay. Some worry that their kid isn't going to be successful or rich. I worry that my kid is going to make me listen to Katy Perry in the car when she's eleven because she doesn't know any better. But as long as she keeps bopping to The Go! Team, then at least I know that I did my best. Because, things can be fun and they can appeal to the young and old alike and they can be good. The Go! Team proves it, and I'm glad my daughter and I can bond over it. But for real, I'm about to hide that stuffed dog.